How the hell to talk to your matches

  • Anticipate what they want based on clues from their photos and bio.

  • What the heck to do when there's no bio. 

  • How to create an initial message that is compelling enough to get a response.

  • We’ll practice how to transition from the initial message into an engaging conversation with a focus on building chemistry. 

Getting off the app

  • When do you ask them out? How do you ask them out? 

  • How do you know when they’re actually interested in going out on a date and when they’re wasting your time?

  • Why do you keep getting ghosted when you pop the question? 

  • I’m the secret-keeper of the female species and I'm just shady enough to sell you our inner workings.

Practice Makes Perfect

  • At the beginning of the appointment you’ll be given an example profile that we’ll use to practice. 

  • You’ll have the opportunity to try out your newfound skills in session as we’re working through the different stages of conversation. 

  • If you’re a bit shy or overwhelmed, I'll guide you through it. I’ll be your Gandalf, Dumbledore, Rick, or Danny DeVito* - this is a choose-your-own-elderly-guide sort of situation. 

*Disclaimer: I am not elderly, male, nor Danny DeVito.

 

1 Hour - $119

We’ll fully cover everything you need to know about messaging your matches, but we may not have time for you to practice your newfound skills.

 

1.5 Hours - $175

We’ll cover everything in the standard appointment, AND we’ll have enough time to practice each skill as we go through the process of messaging your matches on dating apps.

 

2 Hours - $230

With two full hours together, we’ll have time to cover everything related to messaging your matches, answer any questions you have, and plenty of time for practice. Let’s make sure that you fully understand how to utilize these skills when you’re on your own.

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Whole Shebang

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